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Objective: |
I want a job. Please
give me a job. I'll do anything.
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Education: |
ONLINE
DIPLOMAS UNIVERSITY |
Worldwide |
| Graduation Date:
Soon... |
| B.S. Fraud
& Hacking; Minor, Money
Laundering |
| Dean's List: Every
Semester |
| GPA: 4.0 / 4.0 |
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Experience: |
Heaven's
Gate |
Afghanistan |
| Human Remains
Removal Specialist |
9/11 - present |
I'm
the guy that gets called out in
the middle of the night to pick
up the people who didn't have
the courtesy to die during normal
business hours. It's not that
much fun, as you never know where
you're going to end up, or what
shape the body will be in when
you get there.
Types of victim's include:
¤ drowning
victims and bloated
¤ burned
in a fire
¤ mangled
from a car wreck |
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